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RSVP - NYC SUPER ADVANCED Screening - Hit and Run - 5.1.12 (CLOSED)

Submitted by tom on April 28, 2012 - 9:53am


 

Hit and Run

Hit and Run Screening RSVP
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Hit and Run Screening: Official RSVP

Date/Time: Tuesday, May 1st at 7:00 PM
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Number of Available Tickets: 300 Admit 2s

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So how do you get tickets?
Passes for this screening will be emailed to 300 random Cinemit members who successfully RSVP. To RSVP, you must respond to this RSVP post with an answer to the following question:

What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?

Hit and Run
Hit and Run at the IMDb
In Theaters August 24th
Directed by: Dax Shepard and David Palmer
Written by: Dax Shepard
Featuring: Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell, Bradley Cooper, Kristin Chenoweth and Tom Arnold
Plot: Former getaway driver Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard) jeopardizes his Witness Protection Plan identity in order to help his girlfriend (Kristen Bell) get to Los Angeles. The feds and Charlie's former gang chase them on the road. The film also stars Bradley Cooper, Kristin Chenoweth and Tom Arnold. This laugh- out-loud comedy, in the tradition of THE HANGOVER and WEDDING CRASHERS, will be released this summer.
Trailer: Not yet available.

likeabite's picture

A man spots another on the beach, with a tiny head. The man asks him how he got such a small head. He responds, "I was walking on the beach, spotted a female genie and asked what I wanted, I said "there's no one around, how about a little head?", and here I am.


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Nana

zere2378's picture

Always the classic...Two muffins are sitting in the oven.
The first muffin says to the second, “Man, it sure is hot in here.” The second muffin yells, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”


johnpev's picture

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.


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CT10453's picture

Knock Knock,
Who's there?,
F#%k You open the door!!!!


ashringg's picture

What do you call a deer with no eyes?.
-No Eye Deer (No Idea)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?.
-Still No Eye Deer ( Still no Idea)


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-Ash

nameuser's picture

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"


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kutyangel_16's picture

guess what? Chicken butt!


Narajancore's picture

my dog has no nose...how does he smell? terrible


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Yuri267's picture

louie ck on creationists. youtube it its a short one.


Steven4493's picture

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."


rmovielover's picture

I can never remember jokes.


daria007's picture

Knock knock jokes


cc2187's picture

i'm no good with the jokes


skyriter's picture

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"


activistnyc's picture

Well,it happened to me when I was invited to a friends house for Thanksgiving dinner and she left a message on the machine with different items. I went to Pathmark to purchase the items and then she said I wasn't telling you to buy those things that was the menu I was serving.


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Kennyken's picture

I cant think of any


valenlb's picture

A joke in Spanish my grandfather used to always tell


karriehsu's picture

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!


Egg1315's picture

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce."


Ballzgotw8's picture

My friends a comedian. Had to do with a drug addict


km19986's picture

Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.


ctandana's picture

There was a father who had three daughters. One day the first daughter came up to him and asked,

"Daddy, why am I named Rose?"

"Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head."

Then the second daughter asked,

"Daddy, why am I named Daisy?"

"Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."

Then the third daughter said,

"DDDDDDUUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"

"Shut up, Cinderblock."


jm685221's picture

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey , could I get a beer please"
The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says "No, we don't serve food here"


aj747697's picture

Your mama's so fat her waist size is equator...sorry that's the best I could remember


abbeysophia's picture

A guy and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?" Dad goes, "Well we can't spank him!"


sy28's picture

A knock knock joke


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soulstar216's picture

My face


cbenders07's picture

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


ckennylin's picture

Any limerick taking place in Nantucket


lialgi's picture

the only jokes I know are in spanish


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