Date/Time: Tuesday, April 10th at 7:00 PM
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Number of Available Tickets: 50 Admit 2s
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What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?
Hit and Run
In Theaters August 24th
Directed by: Dax Shepard and David Palmer
Written by: Dax Shepard
Featuring: Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell, Bradley Cooper, Kristin Chenoweth and Tom Arnold
Plot: Former getaway driver Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard) jeopardizes his Witness Protection Plan identity in order to help his girlfriend (Kristen Bell) get to Los Angeles. The feds and Charlie's former gang chase them on the road. The film also stars Bradley Cooper, Kristin Chenoweth and Tom Arnold. This laugh- out-loud comedy, in the tradition of THE HANGOVER and WEDDING CRASHERS, will be released this summer.
Trailer: Not yet available.
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
hahaha
too many, my bf tries to be funnyyyyyy telling the same jokes over and over again....why do guys do that?
Adrien Lee
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
What is the difference between meat and fish? U are not supposed to beat your fish (meat = self pleasuring)
any line from Seinfeld
Pepito jokes!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
"I gotta peng in my shess an' I can' breath"
How do you grow a tree in space? Planet!
If someone throws Skittles at you and yells "taste the rainbow" run them over with your car and yell "Nationwide is on your side!" -- funniest joke I've heard so far
A guy asks a girl "You ever had magic sex?"
Girl says "no, how do you do that?"
Guy says "We f*ck, then you disappear! Tadah bi*ch.
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Where you left it.
Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
Man: "But God, why you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love you!"
After many years of marriage, a drunk man says to his wife..."When I met you, you looked good from afar...Now you're just far from looking good."
Yo mama is so fat that her clothing size is her phone number
the one about the penguin who walks into a bar.
Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!"
The second drunk says, "You're crazy!"
The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"
the dalai lama walks into a pizza bar and says: make me one with everything.
q:how do you tell the difference between an x&y chromosome?
a:you pull down its genes(jeans)!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To escape from becoming fried chicken
A horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, "why the long face?" LOL
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
sweisberg1
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
sweisberg1
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
sweisberg1
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
sweisberg1
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
sweisberg1
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
sweisberg1
i'm the worst at retelling jokes but something about a rabbi a midget and a blonde... hahah laughing just thinking about it!