Date/Time: Tuesday, April 10th at 7:00 PM
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Number of Available Tickets: 50 Admit 2s
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Hit and Run
In Theaters August 24th
Directed by: Dax Shepard and David Palmer
Written by: Dax Shepard
Featuring: Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell, Bradley Cooper, Kristin Chenoweth and Tom Arnold
Plot: Former getaway driver Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard) jeopardizes his Witness Protection Plan identity in order to help his girlfriend (Kristen Bell) get to Los Angeles. The feds and Charlie's former gang chase them on the road. The film also stars Bradley Cooper, Kristin Chenoweth and Tom Arnold. This laugh- out-loud comedy, in the tradition of THE HANGOVER and WEDDING CRASHERS, will be released this summer.
Trailer: Not yet available.
A really freaky looking guy walked onto a bus. He had wild, multiple colored hair, and wore feathers everywhere. He noticed an old man in the back of the bus could not stop staring at him. Annoyed, he said - "listen old man, haven't you ever done anything freaky in your life?" The old man replied - "yeah. When I was younger I screwed a parakeet. I thought maybe you were my son!"
most funny jokes are accompanied with a photo..
women's rights
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic (or have jelly beans).
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What do you call two puerto ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Gym Teacher: Wanna play simon says?
Class: Yea!
Gym Teacher: Simon says jump!
*Kids jumped* Class: what now
Gym Teacher: ah ah ah Simon didn't say land, you all lose *evil laugh*
In family guy:
Peter and stwie measure and compared the size of pinus..and peter lost
Guy walks into a bar and reaches in his satchel and pulls out a little toy piano and a little man about a foot tall. He sits down at the piano and begins playing beautifully. The bartender, amazed asks, "Where did you get that?" The guy says, "I found a magic lamp but the genie is old so you only get one wish!" He pulls out the lamp and hands it to the bartender. He rubs it and out pops the elderly genie. The genie says, "What do you wish for?" The man tells the bartender, "Be very careful what you wish for!" So the bartender says, "I want a MILLION BUCKS!" "DONE!" says the genie, and disappears back into the lamp. Suddenly, out on the parking lot they hear a horrendous racket and rush to the window. There are DUCKS everywhere! The bartender says, "HEY! I didn't want a million DUCKS! I asked for BUCKS!" The man says, "I told you to be careful! Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PIANIST?"
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THE BLIND MAN WAS WATCHING TV IN A BAR.....
so he walked up to her and said hey, but she stayed silent...
so he walked closer and said hey! louder but she still stayed silent...
when the wife caught him in the act, she immediately sold the donkey...
lolz
Meow to the meow
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There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes.
Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing."
Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, lo and behold, he made it!
The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give me it, Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the mother-fucker who pushed me in."
Monkey see monkey doo
Q: why are cooks so cruel
A: They beat eggs and whips cream.
Pepito jokes
Roses are Red.....
Violets are Blue.....
Im a Schizophrenic.....
And so am I.
"The best part about kids is makin them!"-Rodney Dangerfield
Luis mercedes
why doesnt a bird wear pants?... becuase his pecker is on his face!!!!
Look forward to seeeing it.
when a guy asks me if I would like to see his pet chicken
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says... " why the long face?"
Yo mama’s so stupid, she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice container because it said “concentrateâ€!
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
Vicky
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are namedBush, Dick, andColon. Need I say more?